Social justice with swears.
Lena Dunham on Taylor Swift being feminist (via meowingjay)
If I were the president I would disband the secret service tonight and just bring in Marines.
If I was a time traveler sent back to 1980 and they asked me what the craziest thing about 2014 is, I’d say- almost everyone in the world will have access to a pocket computer that can make movies, take pics, oh and log on to an electronic database so powerful that you have instant information about anything, anyone, anytime- and then everyone’s going to decide it’s rude and socially inept to use one EVERY TIME YOU PICK IT UP.
me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
[walks up to a straight couple] so which one of you is the dayman and which of you is the nightman
Which one is the master of karate and friendship for everyone?