Feminism, Sarcasm, Buddhism... you know; girl talk.

 

enlighteningnews:

liberalreader:

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor there see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
- John Steinbeck

One of the greatest cons ever pulled off.

enlighteningnews:

liberalreader:

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor there see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

- John Steinbeck

One of the greatest cons ever pulled off.

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?

Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!

Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.

Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.

Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.

Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

Zooey Deschanel: *dances*

Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

cuntofdoom:

thatgaydudefromoxnard:

There you go, straights: you are NOT normal :D

erosum:

Melissa Harris-Perry describes herself as “cis” (via “MSNBC Talks To And About Trans People For An Hour, Doesn’t F*ck It Up” on autostraddle)

pictured: talking about cissexuality, how to do it

Melissa Harris-Perry has been saying some pretty amazing stuff lately.

(Source: rachel-duncan)

cuntofdoom:

face-down-asgard-up:

brosephstalin:

alexeikaramazov:

newsweek:

Here’s our cover this week, featuring a rainbow-haloed Barack Obama—America’s first gay president!

…

Oh for fuck’s sake Newsweek

wtf r u doin newsweek







Remember when Bill Clinton was “our first black president”? Why don’t they just write what they mean: “Barrack Obama: queer lover.”

cuntofdoom:

face-down-asgard-up:

brosephstalin:

alexeikaramazov:

newsweek:

Here’s our cover this week, featuring a rainbow-haloed Barack Obama—America’s first gay president!

Oh for fuck’s sake Newsweek

wtf r u doin newsweek

Remember when Bill Clinton was “our first black president”? Why don’t they just write what they mean: “Barrack Obama: queer lover.”
beyoncelookingatstuff:

Looking at a walking Salvation Army gift basket. 


“hey Nicki do you have an extra slab of triangle?”
“hey Beyonce, do you have another bed sheet?”

beyoncelookingatstuff:

Looking at a walking Salvation Army gift basket. 

“hey Nicki do you have an extra slab of triangle?” “hey Beyonce, do you have another bed sheet?”
thedailywhat:

Arrested Development Lego Set of the Day: Just when you thought the Arrested Development news couldn’t get any better, Lego builder Matt DeLanoy has created a Lego playset (complete with minifigs!) based on the recently-resurrected sitcom.
Structures include the Bluth home, the Bluth Company stair car, and the banana stand (money presumably not included).
The stair car is currently up for voting on Lego’s crowdsourced idea site, Cuusoo, and could be turned into an official Lego set if it gathers enough votes and meet the approval of Lego’s design jury.
Meanwhile, it’s probably safe to say that the Lego version of the Bluth house is better-constructed than the real thing.
[collider.]

thedailywhat:

Arrested Development Lego Set of the Day: Just when you thought the Arrested Development news couldn’t get any better, Lego builder Matt DeLanoy has created a Lego playset (complete with minifigs!) based on the recently-resurrected sitcom.

Structures include the Bluth home, the Bluth Company stair car, and the banana stand (money presumably not included).

The stair car is currently up for voting on Lego’s crowdsourced idea site, Cuusoo, and could be turned into an official Lego set if it gathers enough votes and meet the approval of Lego’s design jury.

Meanwhile, it’s probably safe to say that the Lego version of the Bluth house is better-constructed than the real thing.

[collider.]

seanoise:

Tom Toles for the Washington Post

That’s it. That’s my final thought on the matter. Not even angry. Just tired of waiting. But don’t confuse my fatigue for concession. It’s over. We will prevail. Let the chicken with her head cut off run around a little longer- she’s still going in the pot.

seanoise:

Tom Toles for the Washington Post

That’s it. That’s my final thought on the matter. Not even angry. Just tired of waiting. But don’t confuse my fatigue for concession. It’s over. We will prevail. Let the chicken with her head cut off run around a little longer- she’s still going in the pot.

wellesleyunderground:

via theguardian: Gay Rights in the US, state by state

A look at how far we have come. And have far we have to go. But today I just can’t…
I want to tell my future children and the future generations of this country that I am so proud of our progress, and so ashamed of how slowly we are making it.

wellesleyunderground:

via theguardian: Gay Rights in the US, state by state

A look at how far we have come. And have far we have to go. But today I just can’t…

I want to tell my future children and the future generations of this country that I am so proud of our progress, and so ashamed of how slowly we are making it.

If It’s super important to you to write a blog about how gay people aren’t “really” part of the civil rights movement in the US tonight- TONIGHT FOR FUCKSAKE- then yeah, I’m done following your blog and no, I don’t want to talk about it. I’m a grown ass woman and just no.

happinessinacup19:

damn straight! boys are stupid :)

To clarify… I like boys, I just dont like like them!

(Source: stillmygirl)