May 2012
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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If It’s super important to you to write a blog about how gay people aren’t “really” part of the civil rights movement in the US tonight- TONIGHT FOR FUCKSAKE- then yeah, I’m done following your blog and no, I don’t want to talk about it. I’m a grown ass woman and just no.
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April 2012
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“A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln...”
– Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% (via mchotdog)
what a radical idea yo
(via matthewdgold)
March 2012
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“24 At a lodging place on the way, the LORD met Moses and was about to kill...”
– Exodus 4 (New International Version)
Bet you didn’t know about how the Lord randomly “tried to kill” Moses.
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"What if the baby you abort could have cured... →
lostgrrrls:
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tehblackbird:
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jenerally:
What if the trans* person beaten to death could have cured cancer?
What if the gay teen who committed suicide from bullying could have cured cancer?
What if that young girl sold into the sex trade and died from untreated STIs could have cured cancer?
What if one of those hundreds of thousands of civilians that...
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February 2012
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Meritocracy:
If you work hard enough, one day you could be the king of England!
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"What kind of message does it send to kids when...
Well… it sends the message that you really haven’t given a fuck about Chris Brown beating the shit out of his partner and then walking around free like a cocky ass hole for a year while you all danced to his music but suddenly when the victim begins interacting with said jack-ass you feel you have the right to scream ridiculous nonsense at your television like you give two shits about...
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overripe asked: Are you the original author of the sexual assault prevention tips? I recently reposted it, I think it's great. I just saw coverage of a rape in a park near by. I would like to make flyers of the tips and post them (anonymously) throughout the park. I just wanted to check with the creator first - let me know if you approve! xo
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“Can the hungry go on a hunger strike? Non-violence is a piece of theatre. You...”
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arundhati roy from the guardian (via counterworlds)
Beautiful, true words.
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Watchtingalingmofo:
Democracy Now presents a concise tale of what happened in Oakland in ugly clashes between peaceful protestors and aggressive police:
“They are more interested in protecting abandoned private property than they are the people. And the idea that opening up a social center is terrorism is very telling of the narrative of the police state,” Lewis says.
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The US schools with their own police →
In 2010, the police gave close to 300,000 “Class C misdemeanour” tickets to children as young as six in Texas for offences in and out of school, which result in fines, community service and even prison time. What was once handled with a telling-off by the teacher or a call to parents can now result in arrest and a record that may cost a young person a place in college or a job years...
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catruistic: 19 Things That School Children Are... →
ethiopienne:
lost-and-searching-in-america:
19 Things That School Children Are Being Arrested For In America
#1 At one public school down in Texas, a 12-year-old girl named Sarah Bustamantes was recently arrested for spraying herself with perfume.
#2 A 13-year-old student at a…
Please care about this. Please walk out of your classrooms in protest. Please resist the police state. It...
January 2012
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One hundred Brooklyn community members and... →
disrupted a foreclosure auction by bursting into song. At 3pm the foreclosure auctioneer attempted to start bidding on homes that had been foreclosed upon. When the bidding started, the courtroom burst into song…
Today’s action is part of a growing national movement committed to stopping foreclosures and keeping all Americans in their homes. Last month over 50 actions were carried out...
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