Hello, Everyone in the World:
VAMPIRES ARE NOT SCI-FI!!!!
Here’s the thing. We’re great together. You never cost me that much, I’m comfortable with you, I know your little quirks, and how to make you feel better when you are having a bad day. But you are ANNOYING!!!!!!!! My god, every two minutes, “Hey I updated you, would you like to restart now?” “Don’t forget- your password expires in 21 days!” ...
It’s shaping up to be a fantastic weekend....
A haiku is just like an American poem except it doesn’t rhyme and...– Mr. Garrison
One time a friend told me she was pregnant via farmtown chat. Then I gave her a farmtown farmer to farmer hug. It was weird.
According to Jay Silverman, PhD ( www.hsph.harvard.edu/faculty/jay-silverman/ ), 51% of men who disclosed perpetrating dv also admitted to trying to get a partner pregnant, compared to 1% of men who did not disclose perpetrating dv.
to be limited is a human curse, to create limitations is human arrogance– me
I'm so boooooooored.
crannybananny: I can’t get up and do anything because of these stupid incisions. They hurt like a mofo, especially after today’s field trip. I’ve run out of sites that I like to look at on the internet. You guys are still entertaining, but I’m not exactly in any shape to be cooking or crafting, so my other sites are useless. I suggest doing something ridiculous like getting really into World...
crannybananny: feminally: crannybananny: feminally: sparklepants: stillawannablessedbe: Can it please go away? Marriage is a patriarchal institution and anyway I don’t give a fuck about romanticism among early 20-somethings. If someone asked me to marry him on the internet I would have to dump him on the goddamn spot. I hate people who try to intimidate others into saying yes under...
crannybananny: feminally: sparklepants: stillawannablessedbe: Can it please go away? Marriage is a patriarchal institution and anyway I don’t give a fuck about romanticism among early 20-somethings. If someone asked me to marry him on the internet I would have to dump him on the goddamn spot. I hate people who try to intimidate others into saying yes under the guise of a “grand...
sparklepants: stillawannablessedbe: Can it please go away? Marriage is a patriarchal institution and anyway I don’t give a fuck about romanticism among early 20-somethings. If someone asked me to marry him on the internet I would have to dump him on the goddamn spot. I hate people who try to intimidate others into saying yes under the guise of a “grand gesture.” WBB, will you illegally...
I have not seen this famous faithful resignation and special virtue in the poor....– Plainly Pagan: A Note to Well-to-Do Quakers on Glorifying Poverty (via notemily) (via abbyjean)
Potential glitches with transfering heterosexual...
match.com just recommended me to myself as a potential match! super! the best part is- i am online right now!!!
This is a Federal Law that the State of Iowa...
Accused DM Shooter Was Ordered to Surrender Guns By Daren Sukhram Story Updated: Nov 13, 2009 at 11:34 AM CST DES MOINES (AP) - The Des Moines man accused of shooting his estranged wife to death and wounding a police officer during a standoff had been ordered by a Polk County judge last month to surrender his firearms. Court records show Randall Moore, 38, agreed to the civil order from...
I really wish he'd call.
All the flag waving in the world doesn’t make this better, does it? You are in my thoughts. I am sure you are in his, too. Courage and strength, sister. If you don’t have any left, lean on someone who can share! crannybananny: I haven’t heard from him in three weeks. I hope he’s doing okay. :( Stupid deployment.
please reblog how old you are
crannybananny: darling-eliza22: i-went-into-a-dream: morningrosie: staygold—: punkbetch: jessykinns: joshwhittle: ispysj: i feel such an oap on here, i’m 17 :| I know how you feel… everyone seems so young. I’m 18. I am 15 D: I feel so young. ^ Seriously? You seem much more mature imo anyway, 17 18 ;) I’ll be 18 tomorrow. :D 24, little wings. 23…I feel old on here,...
Here is my problem with you slamming Taylor, Yes, she is the first female in 10 years to win the CMA’s artist of the year. Not only THAT—she also won Female Vocalist, Album of the Year, and Video of the Year. Now, tell me why she doesn’t deserve it? This girl deserves GRAMMYs for christ’s sake. She writes her own songs. She writes with depth and insight that is...
I hate this one, but it is simply what I see: I don’t think Taylor Swift will be able to handle it. (see: Fiona Apple)
Social Service Providers Day
Hello everyone, Just super excited about having a whole day dedicated to thanking all the people who selflessly give themselves to this country everyday by choosing to do jobs that put their bodies and minds on the line, takes them away from their families at all hours of the night and day, including on holidays and all for little to no recognition. Because of this, people have support when they...
So... are we just doing this everyday now,...
2 dead, 2 others wounded at Ore. office park By WILLIAM McCALL, Associated Press Writer William Mccall, Associated Press Writer 20 mins ago TUALATIN, Ore. – A man opened fire with a rifle Tuesday at a drug-testing laboratory in suburban Portland, killing one woman and wounding two other people before fatally shooting himself, police said. No names were immediately released. The...
"Master suppression techniques"
Incredible. abbyjean: ohfortheloveofdog: From wikipedia: “… a framework articulated by the Norwegian social psychologist and feminist Berit Ås to describe five means by which women are or were subjugated in Western patriarchical societies. Master suppression techniques are strategies of social manipulation by which a dominant group maintains such a position in an (established or unexposed)...
Super New Pet Peeve
OMG I am so sick of the fake youtube style videos being used as commercials. Gag.
What do you see here?
Teen Faces Charges for Lighting Girl’s Hair on Fire By Anna Lothson www.kcrg.com Story Updated: Nov 9, 2009 at 11:26 AM CST IOWA CITY - A South East Junior High student was taken to the Linn County Juvenile Detention Center Friday after allegedly lighting a girl’s hair on fire. Police say that the 13-year-old allegedly walked behind a girl and lit her hair on fire with a lighter, but...
please tell me your opinion!
abbyjean: i’m hoping you guys can help me out with something - i need to gather some opinions on what “emo” means. i’m less interested in the historical development of the musical style than in how we use the term today to describe music, style, haircuts, and attitudes. basically, if you were to say “ugh, that’s so emo,” what kinds of things would you be talking about? and what would you mean by...
PLEASE NO MAD MEN SPOILERS!!!
I won’t get to see the season until it is out on DVD, so at least alert me in your headline if there are spoilers to be found.
All I want is a glass of ice water.
crannybananny: That’s all I want. Just plain ice cold water. But the water from my fridge still tastes like plastic because it’s new and I never drink the water from it…..because it tastes like plastic. It’s a vicious cycle and I’m too much of a baby to drink the water from the sink unless it’s mixed with something like crystal light. And I had crystal light last week. But I ran out. And I...
So here is a little Shayne Austen- good soundtrack for your Monday morning healthcare reform reality is setting in/ hangover.
When your first reaction to tragic events is to consider how they might support...– Atrios | Afternoon Thought (via sexartandpolitics) What if you just wonder how they will impact your tumblarity?
that felt good!
abbyjean: i just donated to planned parenthood. i did it as an honorary gift in bart stupak’s name. i entered his DC office address (2268 Rayburn House Office Building, Washington, DC 20515), so he’ll get a card in the mail notifying him of the gift made in his honor.
We’re making kind of a yummy, summertime meth…oh, I wish you could...– Sit Down, Shut Up
Wait, they had that?
In a further slap, the [health insurance] industry will lose its exemption from federal antitrust restrictions on price gouging, bid rigging and market allocation. -AP
Whose the Republican?
(via sexartandpolitics) LA!!?!, reaLLY?
Did they just do it?
Jesus be a Xanax for us all.
(via sparklepants) Sparkle, This is fair warning that I WILL be writing a song now. So tell me how much I owe you for this line.
SWEET LORD, TUMBLR!!!! Serenity now!
Before the shit storm hits, I need to go on record...
folish: feminally: Why is it any less likely that Nidal Malik Hasan is a terrorist trained by the CIA than a terrorist not trained by the CIA? because it’s only terrorism if it’s not committed by the American government, obvs (another vote for the sarcasm font!) Oooohhhhh…. now I get it. Also, we know it was terrorism b/c the guy wasn’t white.