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stfusexists: I love you, Thor.

Sat, 19 May 2012 23:47:01 -0500

I love you, Thor.

enlighteningnews: liberalreader: “Socialism never took root in...

Sat, 19 May 2012 23:45:54 -0500

liberalreader:

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor there see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

- John Steinbeck

One of the greatest cons ever pulled off.

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?

Sat, 19 May 2012 15:40:00 -0500

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

Happy Mothers’ day!

Mon, 14 May 2012 08:23:36 -0500

Happy Mothers’ day!

cuntofdoom: thatgaydudefromoxnard: There you go, straights:...

Mon, 14 May 2012 08:07:51 -0500

cuntofdoom:

thatgaydudefromoxnard:

There you go, straights: you are NOT normal :D

erosum:

Melissa Harris-Perry describes herself as “cis” (via “MSNBC Talks To And About Trans People For An Hour, Doesn’t F*ck It Up” on autostraddle)

pictured: talking about cissexuality, how to do it

Melissa Harris-Perry has been saying some pretty amazing stuff lately.

cuntofdoom: face-down-asgard-up: brosephstalin: alexeikaramazo...

Mon, 14 May 2012 07:58:00 -0500

cuntofdoom:

face-down-asgard-up:

brosephstalin:

alexeikaramazov:

newsweek:

Here’s our cover this week, featuring a rainbow-haloed Barack Obama—America’s first gay president!

…

Oh for fuck’s sake Newsweek

wtf r u doin newsweek

Remember when Bill Clinton was “our first black president”? Why don’t they just write what they mean: “Barrack Obama: queer lover.”

beyoncelookingatstuff: Looking at a walking Salvation Army gift...

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:22:40 -0500

beyoncelookingatstuff:

Looking at a walking Salvation Army gift basket.

“hey Nicki do you have an extra slab of triangle?” “hey Beyonce, do you have another bed sheet?”

thedailywhat: Arrested Development Lego Set of the Day: Just...

Thu, 10 May 2012 23:50:15 -0500

thedailywhat:

Arrested Development Lego Set of the Day: Just when you thought the Arrested Development news couldn’t get any better, Lego builder Matt DeLanoy has created a Lego playset (complete with minifigs!) based on the recently-resurrected sitcom.

Structures include the Bluth home, the Bluth Company stair car, and the banana stand (money presumably not included).

The stair car is currently up for voting on Lego’s crowdsourced idea site, Cuusoo, and could be turned into an official Lego set if it gathers enough votes and meet the approval of Lego’s design jury.

Meanwhile, it’s probably safe to say that the Lego version of the Bluth house is better-constructed than the real thing.

[collider.]

seanoise: Tom Toles for the Washington Post That’s it....

Wed, 09 May 2012 11:59:39 -0500

seanoise:

Tom Toles for the Washington Post

That’s it. That’s my final thought on the matter. Not even angry. Just tired of waiting. But don’t confuse my fatigue for concession. It’s over. We will prevail. Let the chicken with her head cut off run around a little longer- she’s still going in the pot.

wellesleyunderground: via theguardian: Gay Rights in the US,...

Wed, 09 May 2012 11:53:00 -0500

wellesleyunderground:

via theguardian: Gay Rights in the US, state by state

A look at how far we have come. And have far we have to go. But today I just can’t…

I want to tell my future children and the future generations of this country that I am so proud of our progress, and so ashamed of how slowly we are making it.

If It’s super important to you to write a blog about how gay people aren’t...

Tue, 08 May 2012 23:23:11 -0500

If It’s super important to you to write a blog about how gay people aren’t “really” part of the civil rights movement in the US tonight- TONIGHT FOR FUCKSAKE- then yeah, I’m done following your blog and no, I don’t want to talk about it. I’m a grown ass woman and just no.

happinessinacup19: damn straight! boys are stupid :) To...

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:46:54 -0500

happinessinacup19:

damn straight! boys are stupid :)

To clarify… I like boys, I just dont like like them!

freeusa: #Occupy #May Day (Taken with instagram) Time to...

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:20:07 -0500

freeusa:

#Occupy #May Day (Taken with instagram)

Time to dust off the gas masks…

"A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln – and, safe to say,..."

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 21:39:54 -0500

“

A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln – and, safe to say, at most high schools in this country – is automatic suspension. Instead, Sporleder sits the kid down and says quietly: “Wow. Are you OK? This doesn’t sound like you. What’s going on?”

He gets even more specific: “You really looked stressed. On a scale of 1-10, where are you with your anger?” The kid was ready. Ready, man! For an anger blast to his face….”How could you do that?” “What’s wrong with you?”…and for the big boot out of school. But he was NOT ready for kindness.

The armor-plated defenses melt like ice under a blowtorch and the words pour out: “My dad’s an alcoholic. He’s promised me things my whole life and never keeps those promises.” The waterfall of words that go deep into his home life, which is no piece of breeze, end with this sentence: “I shouldn’t have blown up at the teacher.” Whoa.

”

- Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% (via mchotdog)

what a radical idea yo

(via matthewdgold)

stfuconservatives: maggieblueberry: clottedcreamfudge: vanil...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 10:02:38 -0500

stfuconservatives:

maggieblueberry:

clottedcreamfudge:

vanillavalerian:

wweird:

chasing-a-starlight:

Two mama cats who gave birth at the same time, co-mothering their eight new babies.

However, I prefer to think of them as a lesbian cat couple.

lesbian cat couple yes good

OMG b’awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

LESBIAN CAAAAAAATS

FAMILIES COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ;;___;;

It’s Friday! Have some lesbian cats with their behbehs.

Caterday indeed.

"24 At a lodging place on the way, the LORD met Moses and was about to kill him.25 But Zipporah took..."

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:49:35 -0500

“24 At a lodging place on the way, the LORD met Moses and was about to kill him.25 But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it. “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,” she said. 26 So the LORD let him alone.”

- Exodus 4 (New International Version)

Bet you didn’t know about how the Lord randomly “tried to kill” Moses.

Omg. My life.

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 21:02:41 -0500

Omg. My life.

schala: annieelainey: LOL, I GET IT, REEBOK, BECAUSE YOUR WORK...

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 22:56:00 -0500

schala:

annieelainey:

LOL, I GET IT, REEBOK, BECAUSE YOUR WORK OUT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE IS NOT A HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS OR ANYTHING, SURE!

is this a real ad

ughh why

Pretty sure your marketing department just cheated you out of a good bit of money.

Something hilarious is happening on the facebook page of...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 23:41:19 -0500

Something hilarious is happening on the facebook page of Republican Govenor of Mississippi -Phil “Raging Ass Hat” Bryant.

Go help! Send GovBry your questions about women’s health. He likes telling ladies what to do with their parts.

Photo

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 22:49:37 -0500